Stupid Spider!

So, a funny story...

Before I get to that story, I think I have mentioned before that we seem to have a crazy amount of spiders around our apartment. They like to show up in the shower, which is the most horrible place for it! If I dont have to get rid of at least 1 spider a day, its a surprise! There must be something about our location. Makes me shudder to think about it.

Anyway...

Monday as Calista and I were walking out the door in the morning to my Weight Watchers meeting, as I walk out the door and close it, I feel and see something drop right past my head and onto the ground. Missed my head by centimeters, I swear! Of course, I am not going to put up with that sort of attack, so I immediately exclaim "Stupid Spider!" And he/she is quickly stomped! I cannot remember if Calista was frightened or not. She may have just been watching the spectacle with wonderment or amusement. More than likely, it was out of relief that I took care of that dangerous scary "bug".

So, we go about our business. As we are coming home from the meeting, as we are walking towards the door, Calista exclaims "Stupid Spider!" (sounds a bit more like "Shtoopid spyer") and stomps on the grown with her foot near where I squished the monster earlier. I thought it was pretty stinking funny. And the best part? Now EVERY time we walk out that door, or come up TO the door, she does the same exact thing! Sometimes she even says it as we are merely pulling up in the car in our parking spot at home. And it is more like a question, than a statement. Like perhaps she is asking "It's gone, right?"

Too funny.